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greg focker .... ben stiller
jack byrnes .... robert de niro
bernie focker .... dustin hoffman
roz focker .... barbra streisand
dina byrnes .... blythe danner
pam byrnes .... teri polo
kevin rawley .... owen wilson
little jack .... spencer pickren / bradley pickren
alanna ubach .... isabel
ray santiago .... jorge villalobos
tim blake nelson .... officer leflore
shelley berman .... judge ira
kali rocha .... flight attendant
dorie barton .... airline clerk

m o v i e   q u o t e s

bernie focker: if it's yellow let it mellow, if its brown flush it down... opps, looks like i forgot my own rule [flushes the toilet]

little jack: ass-'ole

[the fockers' outgoing message]
bernie focker: hello, you've reached the fockers. we're not around, so leave us a message. goodbye. roz, how the hell do you shut this thing off?
roz focker: i have no idea. just press a button.
bernie focker: all right, i'm pretty sure it's off. honey, you want a chimichanga?
roz focker: i thought they give you gas.
bernie focker: a little bit, but it's worth it.
roz focker: yeah, worth it for you, but i'm the one that gets the fumes.
bernie focker: honey, i'm in the mood for a chimichanga!
roz focker: so make a chimichang ... [beep]

greg focker: look, little jack was crying so i picked him up and gave him some hugs. then i went into the kitchen to answer the phone and when i came back, he had let himself out of the playpen, put on scarface and glued his hands to the rum bottle. ok?

roz focker: you're avoiding confusion by strapping a boob on a man?

greg focker: [to little jack] what? you don't like me. i don't like your little red outfit. it makes you look like a little demon baby. maybe i'll get you a little pitchfork for christmas, so we can put you on a can of underwood ham. i'm sorry I can't make little poop sounds and i can't make little things that tell people when i want to do things. but i have a sign for you. [sticks up middle finger] how's that for a sign?